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[Shock More]

really good animation. the sticks have so much character. the ending about getting married is a little weird.

[Micmadness]

wow

that was awesome

Miccool responds:

It was rediculas!

[Awesome Compilation Vol 1]

holy shit

that WAS the thing from SkiFree!

[Madness Termination]

Terrible

"all you bloody-movie fanatics should leave now"? Perhaps you've never actually watched the original Madness movies...The fact that you can't animate blood or are too lazy to animate blood should stop you from even starting to make a movie like this. Blood effects are the only possible way to make madness-themed animation unique, considering you've already copied the theme of all of Krinkles' other graphics.

Also, overused ease-tweening looks terrible. Wow, you discovered how to use the ease modification of a motion tween. All you did was ease the character's movements in, and ease out, and ease in again, and ease out all across the screen instead of taking five seconds to do some realistic FBF movement. Obviously I'm not saying you should redraw the character each frame, just move his hands/body part manually once in a while. Like what Krinkels does. It's not like you have arms/legs to animate in the process.

For a Madness movie to be considered "average" among other non-Madness movies, it should be BETTER than the norm, or at least stand out as unique (in a good way). This is probably below the average Madness remake, making it, overall, a truly godawful flash movie.

JonBro responds:

Oh well, I can't please everybody.

[Virus Alert - "Weird Al"]

jafsgablad

Really good animation and stuff here so... thats a plus. Unfortunately, something about this song started to make my ears bleed. But that's not really your fault.

The 'humor' of the song was not strong enough to compensate for its annoyingness. I don't understand why a computer virus eating wallpaper or shitting on people or whatever happened is funny. The only funny thing here is your animation: characters lighting themselves on fire and stuff happened. That actually might never have happened. I can't remember.

If Al had cut out (or at least stopped repeating) the "ITS A... VIIIYRAHS ALERT!!!! -- NAH NAH NAU NAHN UAAUNA" part of the chorus it would have improved the song over five thousand percent.

[Bachelor Party Yay!]

Awesome

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"ALL RIGHT!"

[There she is!! step 2]

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Obviously I disagree with basically everyone else here.

You have such amazing animation skills, it makes me sad that you keep making things as uninteresting and unfunny as this movie. The animation and graphics are awesome, the camera angles are awesome, the style is original, everything is great except the theme of these movies. The only somewhat bad animations in the entire movie were those of the dog, rhino and lizard chasing him for some reason. I don't understand why you put so much effort into a movie failing at being "cute", like a rabbit trying to buttfuck a cat or whatever is going on here. This movie obviously has an extremely high production value, but the end result is much less entertaining to watch because it revolves around a cheesy, awkwardly unfunny, and horrifyingly predictable theme.