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Latest Flash Reviews
that WAS the thing from SkiFree!
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Maybe 5 or 6 episodes ago when at least the animation was good, you had potential.
Since when did Newgrounders abandon creative animation for cliche ease-tweened crap? You get a flamboyantly gay thumbs up from me for the sound design, but the rest of this is just disgusting.
"Everything happens for a reason."
"Even us?"
"Even us."
I literally vomited all over my computer monitor after hearing this dialogue. How did your voiceactors keep a straight while reading this? Trying to make your viewers assume that this is "deep" or "meaningful" to compensate for a nauseatingly vague and disconnected plot is not the right idea.
Appealing to 5 year olds may be the best way to make money and sell merchandise but it sure is embarrassing to see this at the top of Newgrounds' animation list. You're clearly a creative person with some animating skill; you have the potential to create something great that you could be proud of, instead of this garbage.
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"all you bloody-movie fanatics should leave now"? Perhaps you've never actually watched the original Madness movies...The fact that you can't animate blood or are too lazy to animate blood should stop you from even starting to make a movie like this. Blood effects are the only possible way to make madness-themed animation unique, considering you've already copied the theme of all of Krinkles' other graphics.
Also, overused ease-tweening looks terrible. Wow, you discovered how to use the ease modification of a motion tween. All you did was ease the character's movements in, and ease out, and ease in again, and ease out all across the screen instead of taking five seconds to do some realistic FBF movement. Obviously I'm not saying you should redraw the character each frame, just move his hands/body part manually once in a while. Like what Krinkels does. It's not like you have arms/legs to animate in the process.
For a Madness movie to be considered "average" among other non-Madness movies, it should be BETTER than the norm, or at least stand out as unique (in a good way). This is probably below the average Madness remake, making it, overall, a truly godawful flash movie.
Author's Response:
Oh well, I can't please everybody.
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Latest Audio Reviews
This kicked ass! I was inspired to create an animation about this song because of its awesomeness.
Keep it up.
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Well the animation kicked ass, It's awesome that you hose my song for it. Thanks for the review.
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